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Hump Day Humor! – Green Ring Malady

Hump Day Humor! – Green Ring Malady

Apr 21, 21

A young woman having her periodic physical exam told the doctor that she was concerned about green-colored rings she had noticed on the inside of each thigh. The doctor examined the rings and said, “Hmm. Is your boyfriend a Gypsy?”

“Why yes,” she answered. “How did you know?”

“Tell your boyfriend,” he smiled as he looked up, “His earrings are not real gold.”


By Jess Fuerlaffs


If you enjoyed this Hump Day humor, make sure to check out our other Hump Day humor posts.


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