A young woman having her periodic physical exam told the doctor that she was concerned about green-colored rings she had noticed on the inside of each thigh. The doctor examined the rings and said, “Hmm. Is your boyfriend a Gypsy?”
“Why yes,” she answered. “How did you know?”
“Tell your boyfriend,” he smiled as he looked up, “His earrings are not real gold.”
By Jess Fuerlaffs
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