Italian Bus Riders. A bus stopped and two Italian men got
on. They sat and began an animated conversation. The lady sitting
behind them tried to ignore them at first, but started listening closely
when she heard one of them say, “Emma come first. Den I come,
and den two asses, they come togedder. I come once-a-more and
den two asses, dey come togedder again. I come again, and den pee
twice. Den I come one lasta time.”
“You foul mouthed swine!” the lady burst out indignantly. “In
this country we don’t talk about sex in public.”
“Hey, coola youself down lady,” said the man. “Who’sa talk about
sex? I’ma just tella’ my fren how he spella Mississippi!”
By Jess Fuerlaffs
