Elevator Fright. A small guy got on a hospital elevator and
had to tip his head back to see the face of the huge guy standing beside him. The huge one extended his hand and introduced himself:
“I’m 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb left testicle, 3 lb right
testicle. Turner Brown.” The small guy immediately fainted. The big guy shook and slapped him awake and asked, “Are you
OK?”
The small guy shook his head to clear his thoughts and then said,
“I think so, but could you please repeat what you just said?”
The big guy smiled and said, “I’m 7 feet tall, 350 lb, 20 inch penis,
3 lb left testicle, 2 ½ lb right testicle, Turner Brown!!”
The little guy heaved a big sigh of relief. “Thank God! I thought
you said Turn around.”
By Jess Fuerlaffs
