Strange Rash. A college girl walked into the student health
unit and told the doctor, “I have a rash on my chest and I need something to get rid of it.” She lifted her shirt and showed him a big red
“M” on her chest. “How did you get that?”
“My boyfriend goes to McGill and he likes to make love with his
sweater on.”
The doctor wrote her a prescription and sent her on her way.
The next day a different girl came in with the same thing. She also
had a big red “M” on her chest. The doctor checked it out and said,
“Looks like your boyfriend goes to McGill and likes to make love
with his sweater on.”
“No, he goes to McMaster.” She gets a prescription and goes on
her way.
The third day, still another girl comes in with the same thing. The
doctor thinks there must be an epidemic. “Let me guess,” he says.
“Your boyfriend goes to either McGill or McMaster, and likes to
make love with his sweater on.”
“No, my girlfriend goes to Western. Why do you ask?”
By Jess Fuerlaffs
