A man in a hotel lobby turned suddenly
to ask the hotel clerk a question and accidentally bumped his elbow
into the breast of a woman standing beside him. They are both quite
startled and the embarrassed man turned to her, bowed slightly and
said, “Please excuse me Ma’am. If your heart is as soft as your
breast, I know you’ll forgive me.”
She did so graciously, and—riding in the elevator with the handsome stranger a few minutes later—she smiled at him and said, “If
your willie is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436.”
By Jess Fuerlaffs
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