Hump Day Humor – Viagra Plus Big Red the biker walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist, “Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once, so I need something to keep me horny…keep me going.” The pharmacist reached under the counter, unlocked the bottom drawer and took out a small cardboard …
A young woman having her periodic physical exam told the doctor that she was concerned about green-colored rings she had noticed on the inside of each thigh. The doctor examined the rings and said, “Hmm. Is your boyfriend a Gypsy?” “Why yes,” she answered. “How did you know?” “Tell your boyfriend,” he smiled as he looked up, “His …
Hump Day Humor Wise-Ass Student A college professor explained an important research assignment to his class and told them when it was due. He stressed that the paper was an absolute requirement for passing the class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for it being late: a medically certifiable illness, or a death …
Hump Day Humor Seniors’ Sex Therapy An elderly couple showed up at a sex therapy clinic and was shown to a diagnosis room. The doctor entered and inquired about their problem. “We want to know what we can do to make our sex more enjoyable,” the man explained. “Well, why don’t you show me how …
Hump Day Humor The Hard Elbow A man in a hotel lobby turned suddenly to ask the hotel clerk a question and accidentally bumped his elbow into the breast of a woman standing beside him. They are both quite startled and the embarrassed man turned to her, bowed slightly and said, “Please excuse …
Hump Day Humor The Magic Rattlesnake A cowboy riding the range was almost thrown when his horse reared back from a large rattlesnake. He got his horse quieted down and then pulled his six-gun to dispatch the snake. Before he could fire, a voice said, “Don’t shoot! I’m a magic rattlesnake and I can give you three …
We ship our crates on the “Week of the 20th” day of the month. We say “week of the 20th” because there are days we are not able to ship on the 20th exactly, and that is our goal. Yet, when you sign up with Kink Crate for the first time, we ship your first crate THAT …
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We have the pleasure of having Nia Farrell as our Wicked Pens Featured Author for September 2017. Nia has been called the hardest working author around, publishing 1 book a month since May 2016! Read on to learn more about this amazing author. KinkCrate: Tell our subscribers a little about yourself Nia Farrell: …
