Hump Day Humor – Viagra Plus Big Red the biker walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist, “Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once, so I need something to keep me horny…keep me going.” The pharmacist reached under the counter, unlocked the bottom drawer and took out a small cardboard …
A young woman having her periodic physical exam told the doctor that she was concerned about green-colored rings she had noticed on the inside of each thigh. The doctor examined the rings and said, “Hmm. Is your boyfriend a Gypsy?” “Why yes,” she answered. “How did you know?” “Tell your boyfriend,” he smiled as he looked up, “His …
Hump Day Humor Wise-Ass Student A college professor explained an important research assignment to his class and told them when it was due. He stressed that the paper was an absolute requirement for passing the class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for it being late: a medically certifiable illness, or a death …
Hump Day Humor Seniors’ Sex Therapy An elderly couple showed up at a sex therapy clinic and was shown to a diagnosis room. The doctor entered and inquired about their problem. “We want to know what we can do to make our sex more enjoyable,” the man explained. “Well, why don’t you show me how …
The Magic Flute. A stranger went into a bar and told the bartender, “Look. I’m flat broke, and I need a drink. Let me show you a really nifty magic trick that I think you’ll like. If you like it well enough, maybe you can give me a complimentary drink.” The bartender agreed and …
Hooker’s Surprise. A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town doing what boys and girls do in such places. As things started getting hot, the girl suddenly stopped him and said, “Look, I really should have told you this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I …
Taxi Driver’s Fantasy. A nun got into a cab and the driver kept looking at her in the mirror. She asked him why he was staring at her and he said, “Oh, I was just thinking about something, but I don’t want to offend you.” She said, “You can’t offend me, not as old …
The Cider Cure. A little girl came running into the house after a fall crying at the top of her lungs and asking for a glass of cider. “Why do you want cider?” asked Mom. “To make my hand stop hurting,” sobbed the little girl. Trying to humor her and get her calmed down, …
Handyman’s Face. A woman sitting at breakfast asked her husband, “Honey, I plugged the toaster in and sparks were coming out of the receptacle. Do you think you could fix it?” He pointed to his face and asked, “Does this look like the face of an electrician?” Several days later she said, “When I …
Italian Bus Riders. A bus stopped and two Italian men got on. They sat and began an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them tried to ignore them at first, but started listening closely when she heard one of them say, “Emma come first. Den I come, and den two asses, they come togedder. …
