Big Red the biker walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist, “Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I’ve never had three girls at once, so I need something to keep me horny…keep me going.”
The pharmacist reached under the counter, unlocked the bottom drawer and took out a small cardboard box marked Extra Strength Viagra. “I’m going to let you have three of these,” he said, “But I have to warn you, they are very potent. Be sure to wait at least four hours between pills. You’ll go NUTS for 12 hours!”
The next day, Big Red was back and the pharmacist asked how the pills had worked. “Just great, but my dick is like a piece of hamburger and I need a tube of Ben Gay.”
“BEN GAY! You can’t put Ben Gay on it! It’ll burn like crazy!”
“No, not for that! It’s for my arms. The girls didn’t show up.”
By Jess Fuerlaffs
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